I feel really guilty about not posting in forever, but first I was in Colorado meeting this little guy, who I wanted to take back with me in my suitcase because look how cute:
And then when I got back from my trip, work took a giant turd on my life and I spent my non-office hours this week and last curled in a ball clutching a bottle of wine.
Now that I have some time to breathe, I plan to blog all about my trip to Colorado (which included a hamburger with doughnuts for buns and multiple rolls of Tums) but for now here is a text conversation I just had with my boyfriend, who is going back to school and recently decided to start riding the bus to his classes:
Him: I’m hearing an honest-to-God Dungeons and Dragons equipment conversation on the bus.
Me: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
Him: Well apparently Hector’s wagon can hold your arrows of fire while you’re dungeoneering, depending on your physique.
Me: Please ask to see his magic missile.
Him: I should. Right now we’re getting tips on how conjuring a nature spirit can help you gain plant monsters’ trust.
Me: MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.
Him: If you’re wondering, Void Mages are a little “fruity in the loops” because they’ve seen the Void Man. And the Champion Zerath took in so much magic power he could only sustain the form of a ball of energy.
I am totally going to start riding the bus.